As a Vulcan you would be this old: 7
As an Ocampa (should you still be alive), you would have gracefully aged to: 288
As a Symbiont, you would have had this many Trill Hosts: 0
As Data, you would have had this many lube jobs: 57
If you were a Tribble, you would have had this many children: 938352
If you were Geordi, you would have had this many dates in your lifetime: 12
Of course, if you were Kirk, you would have had this many dates: 8760
If you were Dr. McCoy, you would have said "He's dead, Jim" this many times: 72
If you were Picard, you would have adjusted your Starfleet tunic this many times: 25032
If you were Janeway, you would have tried to reach the Alpha Quadrant this many times: 144
As Uhura, you would have answered this many hails:19008
As Worf, you would snarled at Gowron this many times: 8760
As Guinan, you would have counseled this many patrons in 10-Forward: 1248
As Mr. Mot, you would have cut Captain Picard's hair this many times: 1
As Wesley, you would have impressed this many shipmates: 0
As Deanna, you would have sensed something this many times: 456
Finally, being a Star Trek Fan, you have probably seen each episode this many times: 213312